Zit Poppers & Sherbet Snorters

This day I was stuck in the Twilight Zone. It's a time which you reflect on later on in life and think.. did that really happen?.... then have a laugh as the reality of the scene kicks in...

They were all sitting behind their desks waiting for time to end the dreaded exam period. Some people frantically writing, others staring out the window, and one in particular with his head down trying to pop his zit on his knee... oh, gross bro!  You cringe at the image but can't stop staring... you tell yourself to stop staring, but do you? Even if it's a glance after the fact, you still looked!  I cringed and winced every time he got stuck in and tried to win the war. Yeeeeuck! Squeeze.... SPLAT!  His head jerked back and he raised his arm to wipe his face! Fuck sake! That's bloody disgusting! 

Mixed emotions I reckon.... as it was not only one of the grossest things I had seen, but it was a time in my life I couldn't control my raucous laughter in the silence of the exam! Teacher stands up and tears are streaming down my face.  I start getting up as I know I am the hugest disruption at this point and needed to urgently run to the toilet before I wet myself!  Everyone looking and starting to laugh at me laughing at 'zit man'.  "Sorry sir, can I please have the key ?" and raced, exit stage right in the direction of the loos... aaahhh, made it! Everyone thinking.. what the hell you dick? Ah well, keep that one to myself, won't shame him out!

In the final class of the day, I was sitting down the back with my best mate and hear this.. "PSSSSST!"....."oi"...... We subtly look across to our classmate.  He was a hardcase (funny) looking dude. Wiry hair... hated authority.  Always trying to shock even the most unshockable person. Young, dumb and full of it. He had a small triangular paper bag containing sherbet dust that tasted oh so sour and sweet all in one hit.  We thought he was gonna share.  He bent down and quickly snorted it up his nose with the straw dangling in his now swollen red nostril! What a dick! Egg! He winced, twitched, coughed. Teacher stands up and he still has it danglin' from his nostril looking cross-eyed.  Tears streaming down his face whimpering with his brain freeze! Dick! 

Instead of him raising his voice and punishing him accordingly the teacher walks quietly out the door trying to keep his composure.  My mate and I both asked in perfect unison.. "you all right bro?...... BAHAHAHAHA!", snot, tears and snorts!  "Shh, shhh!", everyone stopped.  Hear that? It was the teacher laughing his tits off! Crack me up mate.

What a day bro!  Zit Poppers and Sherbet Snorters in one day.... dunno if I could describe it as a bonus or not?

A 'What The..?!' day is all I can say...